If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?

You have freedom of speech. If I loan you my computer, I can tell you not to use it for certain things, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

Conspiracy

Revenge porn

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And much, much more.

HIPAA violations

Threats of violence

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

Perjury

Insurrection

You have freedom to travel. If I loan you my car, I can tell you not to take it out of town, because it’s mine, you have no right to use it, and if I give you permission to use it I can tell you what you can and can’t do with it.

What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?

False advertising

Trade secrets

Insider trading

Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?

If you’re wondering why free speech doesn’t apply to the internet, it’s because you have no right to use other people’s stuff for free.

Fraud

Freedom of speech does not apply to:

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

Revealing classified information

Child pornography

That’s what it is. You have no right to use other people’s stuff. If people let you use their stuff, they can tell you how you can use it, and they can tell you to stop using it any time they want.

Why do women have sex with dogs?

No freedom is absolute.

Terroristic threats